Thursday, July 11, 2013

Things people do not tell you about heroin

1. Chinga babies- after you have been hooked on opiates for any period of time, you can no longer poop well on your own. When you enter a period of sickness, you may give "birth" to a chinga baby. This is when you suddenly have to poop and an enormous hard poop the length of your colon decides to come out an an inopportune time tearing apart your booty. 

2. Coagulated blood hits- when you cannot find a vein, you may put a syringe clogged with blood and dope to the side. At some later time, a few hours or even a day down the road, you may rethink that hit. I have taken the liquid out, picked out the clots and stuck that right back in my arm. I also did a few of Ben's coagulated blood hits. Ahhh love! 

3. Impotence- Shhh. It's a secret unless you have ever fucked a male addict. After awhile, things do not work in the nether regions. Unless they take a hit of crack or speed. Then, he is too busy looking for white specs on the carpet to get busy. 

4. No periods. Yes ladies, your period may stop. Or you thought it stopped but you actually are pregnant but did not know because you have not had a period. 

5. The first one after rehab is always free.



Get tested for everything readers. I did. 

40 comments:

  1. Real Shit (pun intended LOL)

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  2. Lol! Which of these puts you off the most??

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  3. OMG!... "Chinga babies" were the worst! It was like pushing out a bowling pin.

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    1. I think it is something opiate users relate to but is rarely talked about

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    1. When I worked at the methadone clinic, the doctor had some limited success with putting people on extremely low doses of cogenten (I'm not sure on the spelling) because they would be sweating sitting still. Instead of a laxative, you can take almost daily doses of colace or generic over the counter stuff. They are essentially the same ingredients as soap. Laxatives have stimulants which cause problems if used frequently

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    2. In fairness i once got an impacted poop from eating too much meat on holiday. It was still horrendously painful!

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    3. I find these posts hilarious.

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    1. this is my first post - almost everyone here is so honest and forthcoming - I really appreciate it!
      Just wanted to send you my warmest wishes and loving "vibes", Julie, as you take the next step towards healing.
      :)

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  7. Have you ever had to pull the poop out of your but?? God the only way it would come out.

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    1. I have....more than once..ugh! And seriously..it was STUCK and agonising..it IS the only way it was comin out.. I am now traumatised and taking a shit is now a terrifying thing for me heh

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    2. OMG yess!! More than once! Its horrible! Worse than birth, and I have 3 kids! I had to wet my finger, like lube it up and pull out the pool. But majority of the time after I got out a few hard balls, the poop was easier to come and I didn't have to push really. But man... Those freaking Chinga babies, **ouch**

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    3. holy crap i was on the toilet for nearly two hours in intense pain, i had to pull it out (with toilet paper not my bare hands) to even get it started! i wasnt sick but i was sweating and crying. i now know what its like to give birth.

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    4. Holy shit ROFL this is hilarious. Yes pretty sure we have all pulled it out one wag or another. I would steal lube from the store lube up my asshole and let a rip. Lube is a godsend for chinga babies! I promise. Before I found lube tho there was a time I held it in for weeks and when it was time I ended uo having to go into the bathtub turn the water on hot and stick my ass up in the air to the bathtub faucet to let hot water go up NY ass to give myself a homemade enema basically and curled in a ball in the bathtub and just shit right there it was HORRIBLE

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  8. I completely understand what your all going through I stopped opiates after 5 years of doing 15 a215 a day or some heroin never shot up I'm scared of needles but besides that suboxone withdrawals are worse than anything I was sick for 24 days straight and I mean dieing I had restless leg syndrome so bad that I would start screaming bloody murder and crying ... My thoughts till his day aren't correct that drug changed my brain chemistry and it's almost a year and half later and I'm still talking about beating something so hard to conquer but I did and anyone can because it's all in your mind !!! Be strong talk to people that will tell u postive things and make sure you never ever ever just say ill just try some drugs (pills and or heroin) because you will and I promise you will be using again and get back into the same swing of things ... But that all is a part of recovering so do not think it's the end if you get clean then use because next time you get clean it'll be the last time your clean and they'll be no looking back !! Good luck and my prayers are with anyone in pain and thinking all crazy from opiate W/D

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  9. I'm currently on the pot can't shit for the life of me.. so I took a syringe full of my favorite heroin "White China ". (For the pain man....).Anyways I also just injected some depository supposed to help me with diarrhea .... Never thought diarrhea would be such a blessing.. oh dear Lord .. it would be awesome if you could just send me a sign .... Or something ... Ehhhhhhh... .. ..ehhhh..... . .. oh. WHOA! OMG here it comes !!. The sign! Oh sweet jesus.. ! .... Oh and nothing ... Still can't go. Wtf is going on.. this is how I'm going to die isn't it.

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    1. Well, that is how Elvis died....

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    2. If you gotta poop while you're high, its not gonna happen. You"re more likely to pop a blood vessle. It relaxes the muscles in your stomache to the point where it may feel like you're phshing but you're not.

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  10. The thing about pooping is soooo true, even on suboxone

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    1. Yep. I know that from personal experience

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  11. The cold sweats are the worst. Fucking hurts.

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    1. Cold and hot sweats- like being your own microclimate

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  12. To help you use the bathroom...use Miralax. It works WONDERS...for me at least.

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  13. I had to go on xmas day to the hospital and get a finger up my butt and it was not softly done. They said we know who was bad and got coal in their stocking and that 4 people that day came in for the same thing. I used an enema from the store after coming close to having that encounter again after trying magnesium citrate and suppositories that weren't working I also consumed too much benefiber and got really bloated... but the enema was a savior I have been pretty regular since using it!!

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  14. Everyone is talkin about shittin lol which I have had the same issue. But my main question is.... Why or what causes women to not have or get a period during herion use?

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    1. From jacked up hormones and low body fat. The same thing happens to marathon runners

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  15. so question tracey, i stopped my h use almost 2 months to the date and i haven't had my period for 2 months and I'm not pregnant do you have any ideas about that maybe?

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    1. Are you drinking a lot of caffeine? Are you eating healthy foods? Being underweight or exercising a lot can be a factor. Stress is another one.

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  16. As an active user for almost 17 yrs I still poop hard balls its like its a normal thing even of I take fiber pills to poop daily its still hard .but during the week I don't poo poo till the weekend then Im good 4 days but when its time to poop its so big it hurts n I always have blood on my stool why?? Ive learned to live with still being an active user but IV had so many jobs letting me go its not funny to support this habit

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  17. I just started useung lube recently omg idk how I ever shit before , I just pulled one out the size of a soda can not 2 hours ago my ass is still sore

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